Twofer Twosday: Katherine Heigl's Anatomy is Hot

So before I get to the business at hand (which would be great if today's two businesses were really at my hands), just a quick vent. Thursday is not your Friday - never is, never will be. Thursday is your Thursday, which is two days after your Twosday and one day before your real Friday. Just cuz you have a 4 day work week, that doesn't mean you get two Fahkin' Fridays. You get one like the rest of us. There.... glad that is off my chest. Speaking of chests.........

Welcome to Twosday, ya silly shits. A day so popular that pretty soon, that snotty bitch Siri on your iPhone will know who we are. And you know you have made it when Siri knows about you. So, Siri, in case you are reading this, send me a picture. I'm going with the vision that Siri is rocking a serious set of tatas underneath a wet tank top. I want her to be as hot as my Australian GPS girlfriend Natalie, who likes to prance around inside that little device wearing nothing but a down under smile. 

This week's featured pair belongs to one Katherine Heigl. Katherine's last name is pronounced hi-guys-checkoutmytits (the checkoutmytits is silent). Best known for her role as Izzy on Grey's Anatomy, it is Heigl's own anatomy that has placed her on today's cover. I guess there is something about blonde nurses who spend their lunch breaks swinging from manjunk in supply closets that makes them hot. I don't know. And per usual on Twosdays here at SnG, Katherine is runnin' with what God and her momma gave her. AND THATS HOW WE LIKE EM!

There is something about a dress that doubles as a boob hammock that I like. And do you see the way she is looking down as if she is all shy and shit, yet throwing the girls out there like pontoons on a motorboat? PS... if the first thing you saw was the eye shadow, then you have passed the Barry Manilow Fan Test, but your Twofer Twosday subscription has been immediately revoked.

Notice the precision with which Katherine pulls her shoulders back as if she is trying to touch her elbows together. This is not something that can be taught and should never be tried at home unless of course you have someone like me spotting for you.

And then Papa Bear said, "Someone has been laying down in my grass in a belly shirt and she is still there. Hey Mama Bear, don't you have to go to the store with Junior and get the hungry kid some porridge? 

Aaahhhh.... the red tank top! And looks like something leather on the tushy. ALL GOOD.

And for this week's Twofer exam, we have given Katherine the fan favorite Hand Bra test. She was so kind to take it twice for extra credit. The girl is a fahkin' trooper, I tell ya! Two D pluses!!!

Looks like someone wants a back rub!!!

I wish she has smaller hands

And hey look... back with a gif file this week. We found a certain someone doing the Baywatch run on the beach, testing physics and gravity all at once. And her hotness meter just went through the roof with that tatt under the belly button. You're welcome, ya assholes.